Не върви пред мен, може да не те последвам. Не върви зад мен, може да не те водя. Върви до мен и ми бъди приятел

Не е важно да знаеш и умееш всичко, а само това което другите не знаят и не умеят.

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1. Изкуството доказва възможностите на природата.
2. Надеждата е вид зависимост.
3. Съвършенното не може да бъде притежавано.
4. Големите сходства събират, малките несходства разделят.

5. Не можеш да се надскочиш, но можеш да пораснеш.

6. Zigmund Froid = Flex Type

            LZ1PBP

Linux is only free if your time has no value - Jamie Zawinksi / founder of Mozilla.org
Linux is like a wigwam - No Windows, No Gates, Apache inside.
Linux is not The Answer. Yes is the answer. Linux is The Question.

Take your computer to another dimension - David Christiansen. ( about Linux )

In Linux we trust !

Micro$oft asks you "Where do you want to go?". BSD & Linux gets you there today ...

Hiroshima 1945 - Chernobyl 1986 – M$ Windows 1995

Windows - 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company that can"t stand 1 bit of competition.

One man wanted to become a famous writer. When his friends asked him what does he mean by "famous writer" he answered: "I want my works to be read by many people, and when they read them to become so exited so they would scream and cry !". And this man has achieved his dream. Now he is working for Microsoft, writng error messages !

Unix doesn"t have monopoly on good ideas, it just owns most of them ...

Unix IS user friendly, it is just selective about who his friends are.

1.1.1970 - 19.1.2038 UNIX OS

Resistance is futile. Open your source code and prepare for assimilation.
Isn"t it funny to learn thing about yourself just by reading Kernel Traffic.

"Free software" is a matter of liberty, not price.

"The Root of All Problems" - Full Name of Root User.
Real SysAdmins don"t die, it"s just their training period is over.
Best user is dead user.
God is real unless declared integer.
You can never make something idiot proof because the idiots are so clever!
And, may the /src be with you. Yoda
Please do not report link or formatting bugs, because we cannot fix per-document problems.
An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience. Don Marquis
Lotsa beer makes some words invisible.
Don"t meddle in the affairs of sysadmins, for they are subtle and quick to anger. # chown -R us:us yourbase
To err is human ...to really foul up requires the root password.
Mouse pad found! Installing software for it.

The reboots are for hardware upgrades!

$man woman

#zcat /vmlinuz > /dev/audio ... and I think I heard God.
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Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family. Choose a fucking big computer, choose disk arrays the size of washing machines, modem rack, CD-ROM writers, and electrical coffee makers. Choose no sleep, high caffeine and mental insurance. Choose no friends. Choose black jeans and matching combat boots. Coose chairs for your office in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose SMTP and wondering why the fuck you are logged on on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that swivel chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sited, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in some miserable newsgroup, nothing more that an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up lusers Gates spawned to replace the computer-literate. Choose your future. Choose to sysadmin.

BASIC: A programming language.Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company. Език за програмиране свързан с определени социални заболявания,  въпреки че тези които ги имат няма да си го признаят в компания.

You Bulgarian Linux users have my respect. ... people who have genuinely lived under an oppressive, tyrannical system are perhaps best able to appreciate and value freedom when they achieve it. I think this is true both in software and politics. More power to you! - Erik Raymond

100% Security - The Only System which is truly secure is one which is switched off and unplugged, locked in a titanium lined safe, buried in a concrete bunker, and is surrounded by nerve gas and very highly paid armed guards. Even then, I wouldn`t stake my life on it ...

GENESIS:
1.In the beginning God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.
2.And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good.
3.And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said - Let the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks.
4.And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created computers and called them hardware.
5.And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and big... And told them -Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory.
6.And God said - I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data.
7.And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but DO NOT USE Windows.
8.And God said - It is not Good for the programmer to be alone. He took a bone from the Programmer"s body and created a creature that would look up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and love the things the Programmer does; And God called the creature: the User.
9.And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS and it was Good.
10.But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Bill said to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any programs?
11.And the User answered - God told us that we can use every program and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die.
12.And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you did not even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal to God. You will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of your mouse.
13.And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless - since Windows could replace it.
14.So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to the Programmer that it was good.
15.And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers. And God asked him - What are you looking for? And the Programmer answered - I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them in the DOS. And God said - Who told you need drivers? Did you run Windows? And the Programmer said - It was Bill who told us to !
16.And God said to Bill - Because of what you did you will be hated by all the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you. And you will always sell Windows.
17.And God said to the User - Because of what you did, the Windows will disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmers help.
18.And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the User you will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time.
19.And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door and secured it with a password.
20.GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT

HIPPOCRATIC:
Hippocratic Oath For Software Engineers
Never write a line of code that someone else can understand.
Make the simplest line of code appear complex. Use long counter intuitive names.
Don"t ever code "a=b", rather do something like: AlphaNodeSemaphore=*(int)(&(unsignedlong)(BetaFrameNodeFarm));
Type fast, think slow.
Never include a comment that will help someone else understand your code. If they understand it, they don"t need you.
Never code a function to return a value. All functions must return a pointer to a structure which contains a pointer to a value.
Never discuss things in concrete terms. Always speak in abstract.
Never complete a project on time. If you do, they will think it was easy and anyone can do it and they don"t need you.
When someone stops by your office to ask a question, talk forever but don"t answer the question. If they get their questions answered they don"t need you.
Load all sentences either written or spoken with alphabet soup. When someone asks you out to lunch, reply:
"I can"t because I"ve almost got my RISC-based OSI/TCP/IP client connected by BIBUS VMS VAX using SMTP over TCP sending SNMP inquiry results to be encapsulated in UDP packets for
transmission to a SUN 4/280 NFS 4.3 BSD with release 3.6 of RPC/XDR supporting our ONC effort working."
Never clean your office. Absolutely never throw away an old listing.
Never say hello to someone in hallway. Absolutely never address someone by name. If you must address someone by name, mumble or use the wrong name. Always maintain the mystique of being spaced out from concentrating on complex logic.
Never wear a shirt that matches your pants. Wear a wrinkled shirt whenever possible. Your shirt must never be tucked in completely. Button the top button without wearing a tie. This will maximize your mystique.
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